HMU x Ragnar’s Retail: Shirts, Screams, and Summer Horror Drip + Patreon Changes Coming This September
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- Aug 11
- 2 min read

If you’ve been waiting for an excuse to upgrade your horror wardrobe, Ragnar’s Retail is officially your one-stop slash shop.
Right now in the Valkyrie Fitness Shop, you can snag:
Midwest Indie Horror Shirt Variants — Celebrating the blood-soaked brilliance of indie horror right here in our backyard.

Horror-themed shirts and tanks from Ragnar’s Retail, including Midwest Indie Horror, cropped HMU tees, and The Final Cut designs. Cropped HMU Women’s Tees — Perfect for festival days, movie nights, and reminding everyone you’re about that horror life.

Horror-themed shirts and tanks from Ragnar’s Retail, including Midwest Indie Horror, cropped HMU tees, and The Final Cut designs. Limited Edition The Final Cut Tee — A must-own for fans of the show. Features our signature sign-off: Keep the lights on.

Horror-themed shirts and tanks from Ragnar’s Retail, including Midwest Indie Horror, cropped HMU tees, and The Final Cut designs. COMING SOON: Asian Horror Tank Collection — We’re diving deep into Korean horror classics with stringer-style tanks featuring original designs inspired by The Wailing, Whispering Corridors, and other nightmare fuel favorites.
And if you’re a Patreon supporter, here’s the big news:
August is the final month to enjoy Patreon for free. Starting September, we’re launching a $5/month subscription that comes with:
A weekly horror newsletter
Exclusive screenings you won’t find anywhere else
Horror swag and memorabilia straight from our vault
Early access to new Ragnar’s Retail merch before the public
Whether you’re here for the shirts, the scares, or the screenings, we’ve got something wicked lined up for you.
🩸 Shop now at valkyriefitnessshop.com
💡 And remember… Keep the lights on.













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